some jokes and riddles ^^

ahm.. hehe.. walay mahimo....



If 12 fish are swimming and 2 drown how many fish are left?
Answer: All 12, fish can't drown.
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There were two ducks in front of a duck and two ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there in total?
Answer: three!
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What do pigs do after school?
Answer: Their ham-work (homework)!
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There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food.''
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.''
''It was there. You should have!''
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What happens two times in a week, never in a month and once a year?
Answer:The letter E
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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the door and put it in.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in.

Okay, so all of the animals in the land come to a big party that the king organized. Who didn't come?
The giraffe. It's still in the refrigerator!

You come across a river where crocodiles live. How do you get across?
Get in and swim to the other side. The crocodiles are at the party!
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What did the eye say to the other eye?
"Between us something smells."
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The blue people live in the blue house. The green people live in the green house. The pink people live in the pink house. Who lives in the white house?
The president!
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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.
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OIZT! PAG POST PUD MU UG INYO UY!!

THAT WASN'T FUNNY HAR! HAR! JOKE LNG ALLISON HEHE! PEACE!!

allison_kortai4ever wrote:

SiiiANNEN wrote:THAT WASN'T FUNNY HAR! HAR! JOKE LNG ALLISON HEHE! PEACE!!

nyah nyah..
corny baya tong jokes...
lol..
nakit an lang man gid na nako...

btw.. kita 2 lang lagi ang active users dinhi..

MAO JUD KITA LANG ANG ACTIVE USERS DAPAT INGNAN NATO SI SIR ANG ACTIVE USERS KAY NAAY PLUS POINTS SA CARD!! :]

meinpink25 wrote:

MAO JUD KITA LANG ANG ACTIVE USERS DAPAT INGNAN NATO SI SIR ANG ACTIVE USERS KAY NAAY PLUS POINTS SA CARD!! :]

xA dAw?
hEy aCtiVe pUd kEa Ku !

hMmPpFf !

awhh! soriiiie gud wla man gud ka dga post2 ug si stephen pod active pero dle dga post2

meinpink25 wrote:

SiiiANNEN wrote:

meinpink25 wrote:

MAO JUD KITA LANG ANG ACTIVE USERS DAPAT INGNAN NATO SI SIR ANG ACTIVE USERS KAY NAAY PLUS POINTS SA CARD!! :]

xA dAw?
hEy aCtiVe pUd kEa Ku !

hMmPpFf !

awhh! soriiiie gud wla man gud ka dga post2 ug si stephen pod active pero dle dga post2

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kaMu gYud !
hahaha!
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JoAnNa

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janian.kyouhei wrote:

okIe LaNg fuNNy cYa...

d cYa cOrNz...

uie aLiCe...

uNsA-on pAg dELeTe SA iMoNg nAbuTaNg nA topiC...

bwiShiT nAduHa mAN guD nakUH tuNG iSa...

hehe...

byE bYe...

THE HEAT OF SUMMER SUNSHINE I MISS YOU!

haHA

ambot lang..
ang moderator (si sir) lang man ang pwede mag delete ug topic..
dapat moderator gyud ka para mka erase ka ug topic..

very funny

hahaha!

ayaw pnabla na naai plus points. sa card. just work hard for the high grade.k?.haha. english speaking!.

locomotion_arthur wrote:ayaw pnabla na naai plus points. sa card. just work hard for the high grade.k?.haha. english speaking!.

SUYA LNG KA AHAHA!! :]

corny delete na oie!

korny nyo nmn..
har har har.. .

feeling man mo uie...

kamo daw himo bhe...

dapat mapatawa mi huh...

bantay

ii.emx.ii wrote:

astrokid99 wrote:corny delete na oie!

ka harsh ui .

yah... beary harss..